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From: will@jane.jpl.nasa.gov (Will Deich)
Subject: Wheat, fields of wheat
Keywords: topical, chuckle
Date: 22 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT

P.S.  The Texas Commissioner of Agriculture was quoted on
    NPR (or was it in the LA Times?), as saying

    ``George Bush's idea of a good farm program is "Hee Haw". ''

[ And I'll counter this by noting that Jay Leno asked:
	What's all this about a Massachusets Miracle?  Did somebody
	find a live fish in Boston Harbour? ]
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