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From: DOHC@TUCCVM.BITNET (Bob Roberds)
Subject: The Churchill Wit -The Untold Story
Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, laugh, swearing, rot13
Date: 20 Oct 88 09:30:06 GMT
Organization: Triangle Universities Computation Center

Jvafgba Puhepuvyy unf unq n ahzore bs jvggl dhvcf nggevohgrq gb uvz, ohg
gur snpg vf gung va fbzr pnfrf jung ur fnvq naq jung ur vf fhccbfrq gb
unir fnvq ner dhvgr qvssrerag.  Urer ner fbzr rknzcyrf bs jung JP ernyyl
hggrerq:

1. Jvafgba Puhepuvyy jnf trggvat n ovg gvcfl ng n ubvgl-gbvgl fbpvny
qvaare jura gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba,
lbh'er qehax!"  Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh
ner htyl, fb shpx lbh."

2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff erznexrq, "Jvafgba, vs lbh
jrer zl uhfonaq, V jbhyq chg cbvfba va lbhe pbssrr."  Gb juvpu gur ovt
zna ercyvrq, "Fhpx zl qvpx."

3. Gura gurer jnf gur gvzr ng gur Cbgfqnz Pbasrerapr jura Cerfvqrag Gehzna
onetrq vagb Puhepuvyy'f ebbz qrznaqvat gb frr uvz vzzrqvngryl.  JP'f
inyrg cebgrfgrq gung gur Cevzr Zvavfgre jnf va gur ongu.  "V qba'g pner,"
Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!"  Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz,
qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?"


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