Flags: 000000000001 From: leonard%iros1.UUCP%mcgill-vision.UUCP@Larry.McRCIM.McGill.EDU (Nicolas Leonard) Subject: About speed... Keywords: chuckle Date: 18 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet". The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!! -- . If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.