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From: dale@sp7040.UUCP (Dale Clark)
Subject: First Day in Prison joke.
Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, sexual, swearing, rot13
Date: 18 Oct 88 09:30:04 GMT
Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City, UT


Znex Ubsszna (n jryy xabja jrveq-b va Hgnu) jnf frag gb cevfba naq cynprq
va n pryy jvgu n uhtr, oheyrl thl.  Jura yvtugf-bhg bppheerq, gur
ovt thl tbg bhg bs uvf ohax naq fnvq gb Ubsszna,

"Jr'er tbvat gb unir frk!  Lbh jnag gb or gur Zbzzvr be gur Qnqqvr?"

N irel greevsvrq Ubsszna ercyvrq,

"Hu, jryy, V thrff V'yy or gur Qnqqvr."

Gura gur oheyrl thl fnvq,

"BX gura, trg qbja urer naq fhpx lbhe Zbzzn'f qvpx!"
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