We have some absolutely irrefutable statistics to show exactly why
you are so tired.  And brother, it is no wonder your are tired.
	There are not as many people actually working as you may have thought.
	The population of this country is 200 million.  84 million are over
60 years of age, which leaves 116 million to do the work.  People under 20
years of age total 75 million, which leaves 41 million to do the work.
	There are 22 million who are employed by the government, which leaves
19 million to do the work.  Four million are in the Armed Services, which
leaves 15 million to do the work.  Deduct 14,800,000 the number in the state and
city offices, leaving 200,000 to do the work.  There are 188,000 in hospitals,
insane asylums, etc., so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
	Now it may interest you to know that there are 11,998 people in jail,
so that leaves just 2 people to carry the load. That is you and me, and
brother, I am getting tired of doing everything myself!

                                                           -Art Buchwald-